Aw, come on, Major. Didn't your folks do something special when they got their first house? Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happy Hour. So like you, Hunnicutt. Not a patriotic bone in your body. It never fails to astonish me. You're alive, you're dead. No drums, no flashing lights, no fanfare. You're just dead.
Please send telegram. Charles. Oh, Sweden! Oh, I've always wanted to visit Sweden. I hear the scenery is so... tall. Not fair to patients or staff. Can't work like this. Another three days — I can't go.
Did you ever once show me any friendship? Ever ask my help in a personal problem? Include me in one of your little bull sessions? Can you imagine how it feels to walk by this tent and... hear you laughing and know that I'm not welcome? Did you ever offer If only Frank Burns could see you now! It's not so easy to play the clown when you have to run the circus, is it? Just stay with it. I predict an early end to this war, if it doesn't rain and we get all wet. You have just heard the ponderous words of Doctor Charles Emerson Supercillious, the only surgeon who can operate with one foot lodged in his mouth.
I didn't come here to be liked. Come on, Frank! Outta the way! I got some 3-0 silk for you Dr. Winchester. I noticed you were running low. No.
A reservation?! I wouldn't do that, Ma'am. Not much, I had a bad knee. Margaret, we are both adults.