Oh, those I can let you have. You're gonna eat your way to a discharge. It says that I have examined you and found you to be a transvestite and a homosexual. Last night's dinner. Don't say that, Frank. I once spent Friday the 13th in a haunted house with a friend. I was never more frightened in my life.
Let's never stop. He left his fingerprints are all over this guy. Uh, yes, sir. Regulations against having the real kind. Can't you do something? Well I did everything I could and I'd do the same thing all over again. There is no reason to put myself and everybody else through hell to satisfy some crazy notion that good is never good enough.
Here, sir! Give him a bicarbonate and tell him to stay off his feet. I refuse to lie. War and whiskey don't mix! General Grant kept throwing up on his bugler. And remember, someone at home loves you. Don't ask me why. Well, I don't know any other way out of it.
Yes, sir. May I at least finish my Wheaties? Margaret, what is wrong? He's the only American who landed in Inchon with traveler's checks. Look out teeth, look out gums, look out liver, here she comes! Well, he's never in it anyway. When you see the kind of horror that we do, day in and day out, you don't just feel close. You cling to each other.
That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. I don't wanna be entertained by somebody with three names unless it's Gypsy Rose Lee. Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happy Hour. I examined one of your patients, Doctor. He still had pneumonia, but I must say, you cleared up his dandruff. Did she tell anybody? Send me anyone! Jack the Ripper! Anyone who's good with a knife!